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Two O.G.s 5 - One O.G. 3

November 14th 2005, Antrim Forum

Reporter on the pitch: Timmy O'Toole

Like fresh new pastures on a bright spring morning, so I approach a clean page to write this report (metophorically speaking of course as I am typing this but we will let poetic justice take it's course for now). However, as the big fat cow comes along and takes a dump of the pasture... so I ~~write~~ type irrelevant filth on this page.

"Potatoes: vegetable or miscellaneous?"
Baron's Thought For The Day, 14.11.05

Apologies fellow Slayers if I am but a bit ring (Ggggrrrr... I said ring) rusty but I, Timmy O'Toole - reporter extraodinaire - have been following the exploits of the great war going on concerning America and Americans... yes, that's right, it's very tragic. Many young lives have been lost to it... many do not know which way to turn... what to you think: Mcdonalds or Sub-Gay?

That's the two paragraphs of tat out of the way, here are a few more concerning tonight's account of glorious astro.