After an eternity away from the pitch that actually was only one month, the likely lads that name themselves Slayers answered the call of their master, Lionel Richie, and donned their gayest looking boots once more.
The match was four-a-piece, that means four on each team for those of you not down with the lingo and in with the homies and all that other "shake yo bootie" rubbish, and everyone was raring to get it underway... that's why we didn't kick off until about 8:10pm.
Rodney "You Plonker" Rodders played well in nets and also out field... I mean, the field that he had to run to in order to get his "wayward" goal attempt. Jeffray "Heading For Crumlin" Jefferson wasn't to be outdone, though, with his fine effort that assured the football a place on the air traffic control monitors.
Mache "Black Boy" Tim and Bystander "White Boy" Ingram kept it down much better... down and dirty that is. With the first ever occurrance of Bystander's patented £14.99 White Boys moving round Mache's copy cat £39.99 Black Boys faster than President Bush to Ear-rack on the back of an AWAC listenin' to an Em-n-em track.
Jonny "With Legs Longer Than Cindy Crawford" JJ was a key man in the attacking formation set up by banjaxed boys. Streching round corners that even blind men couldn't see he was able to get plenty of shots on target to test the strength of The Piece. The Piece (who prefers to be known by a symbol) had a terrific game in nets. His ball handling skills are certainly second to none.
Brekkie "Speciality" Kay was working overtime tonight. Not only was he playing football but he also gave the on lookers a rare glimpse of his clambering tentatively and uncontrollably skills. These were free of charge to all (except that they had to observe his ass which is now illegal in 16 countries).
The man that never was because no one heard him come or go, Ray "I'm Saying Nothing" Reardon, must be given a special mention tonight for his wonderful and downright tremendous goals that kept the banjinxed boys from losing face. Dinky, delightful and nothing short of dirty play he's awarded the medal of honour, the BAP-TA of sports, the Ba-72 Ballistic Missile (kindly donated by Ear-rack), that's right the spar boot. Well done Silencer!
Banjaxed: JayJay, Mache-ay, Jeff-ray and Kay
Banjinxed: Sparpiece, Sparky, Stingray and Rod